Another day, another political disaster. That sums up Malaysia at the moment, where a third Cabinet in three years will be sworn in on Monday. It’s not much different from the hopeless Cabinet that was in charge last month, so instead of complaining about the government of the day, let’s answer some “this or that” questions. No thinking, just pick one. Ready? Go!
1. Dog or Cat? Dog
2. Netflix or YouTube? Netflix
3. Phone Call or Text? Text
4. Toast or Eggs? Eggs
5. Cardio or Weights? Weights
6. Facebook or Twitter? Twitter
7. Ice Cream Cone or Snow Cone? Ice cream cone
8. Mobile Games or Console Games? Hmm…console
9. While walking: Music or Podcasts? Music
10. iOS or Android? Android
11. Form or Function? Function
12. Pop or Indie? Indie
13. Cake or Pie? Pie
14. Swimming or Sunbathing? Swimming
15. High-tech or Low-tech? Ooh…high-tech
16. Big Party or Small Gathering? Small gathering
17. New Clothes or New Phone? New phone
18. Rich Friend or Loyal Friend? Loyal friend
19. Football or Basketball? Football (both soccer and American football over basketball)
20. Work Hard or Play Hard? Ugh…why do we have to do anything hard, work hard I guess
21. Nice Car or Nice Home Interior? Nice home interior
22. What’s worse: Laundry or Dishes? Dishes
23. Jogging or Hiking? Ugh…hiking
24. Bath or Shower? Shower
25. Sneakers or Sandals? Sandals in hot weather, sneakers otherwise
26. Glasses or Contacts? Glasses
27. Hamburger or Taco? Hamburger
28. Couch or Recliner? Recliner
29. Online Shopping or Shopping in a Store? Online shopping
30. Receive: Email or Letter? Letter
31. Passenger or Driver? Passenger
32. Tablet or Computer? Computer
33. Most important in a partner: Intelligent or Funny? Funny – how can one be funny without being intelligent?
34. Car or Truck? Car
35. Blue or Red? Blue
36. Money or Free Time? Money
37. Amusement Park or Day at the Beach? Amusement park
38. At a movie: Candy or Popcorn? Popcorn
39. Pen or Pencil? Pen
40. Toilet paper: Over or Under? Over is the only acceptable answer
41. Cups in the cupboard: Right Side Up or Up Side Down? Upside down
42. Pancake or Waffle? Waffle
43. Coke or Pepsi? Ugh. Neither. Fine, Coke.
44. Coffee Cup or Thermos? Thermos
45. Blinds or Curtain? Blinds
46. Train or Plane? Train
47. Phone or Phablet? Phone
48. Iced Coffee or Hot Coffee? Iced coffee
49. Meat or Vegetables? Meat
50. International Vacation or a New TV? International vacation
51. Save or Spend? Save
52. Honesty or Other’s Feelings? Honesty
53. Coffee or Tea? Coffee
54. TV or Book? Ooh…tv, dammit
55. Movie at Home or Movie at the Theater? Movie at home
56. Ocean or Mountains? Mountains
57. Horror Movie or Comedy Movie? Comedy
58. City or Countryside? City
59. Winter or Summer? Winter
60. Mac or PC? PC
61. Console Gaming or PC Gaming? Console gaming
62. Soup or Sandwich? Sandwich
63. Card Game or Board Game? Board game
64. Classical Art or Modern Art? Modern art
65. Beer or Wine? Wine
66. Camping or Binge Watching Shows at Home? Binge watching shows
67. Working Alone or Working in a Team? Working alone in a team, sorry
68. Dine In or Delivery? Delivery
69. Sweater or Hoodie? Hoodie
70. Comic Book or Comic Strips? Comic book
71. Motorcycle or Bicycle? Bicycle
72. Book or eBook? Book
73. When sleeping: Fan or No Fan? If no fan means air-conditioning, no fan. If no fan means no ventilation, fan.
74. Ninjas or Pirates? Ninjas, obviously
75. TV Shows or Movies? Tv shows
Okay, that was fun. I was maybe just a little surprised I picked money over free time. But if you have free time and no money, what are you gonna do?